Dearest and fairest, we welcome you all,
To a secret garden party at our college, Clare Hall.
Join us on Sunday the 14th of July,
For copious wine - we'll have a supply.
A melodious harp will lead you our way,
Through the rabbit hole you'll go, if you're feeling brave.
Discover a world that is close to our own,
With magical performers and games to be won.
Perhaps you fancy a spot of croquet?
Or a giant chess game? You're welcome to play.
You can even paint our white roses red,
Without worrying the queen will be off with your head.
With a photographer and gazebo, too,
Just come and relax, we'll have macaroons.
So, please, we implore you, join us at two,
For a melodious afternoon and delicous food.